Sunday, December 03, 2006
7:37 PM
Alright, so whilst i'm bored at work, sometimes I like to watch what blogs have just been updated and if I see one that tickles my fancy, I give it a once over and see if it's worth reading. Sometimes, I strike out and get crap. Sometimes I hit the jackpot. Once I found a blog of a couple's journey with adopting a child. It was really neat to hear their story. Another time, there was a firey mom with a daughter with some sort of dissability, she used a walker to walk. The mom had a little spunk and was a really great writer. She told the story of how she felt when the doctor told her her baby might not make it and it was a really wonderful read. So, anyway, tonight I was flipping through, and I met a man named Dave. From St. Louis, MO, actually, which caught my attention right away, due to the amount of people I know currently residing in STL. Anyway, Dave seem's to be a really cool guy. I wish I knew him in person, cause he'd be fun to hang out with. He was describing a past incident he had drinking and began to recall a dream that he had. I found it amusing, a little dirty, but all around fun, and decided that I should share it with the world. So here goes, a dream from Mr. Dave.
On the first of two evenings that Jones, Lange and I had our wine encounters, I was seriously fucked up. I stumbled my way to sleep and had a dream in which I was a half man-half lizard, who was fucking a stegosaurus. No need to re-read that. I really did just write I had a dream where I was a half lizard boning a 60 million year gone reptile.My dream started with me, lizard from the waist down and human from the waist up, just chillin out, being lazy as possible while keeping in the back of my mind to watch my ass, so I don’t become a snack time treat for some larger predator. So in the course of this, I see a stegosaurus and decide I want to fuck it. Keep in mind, THIS IS A DREAM. What happens next, I don’t quite recall, but the next image I have is this fucked up creature I am, boning the shit out of this dinosaur. I’m just goin at it, and I don’t know what happened, but the bitch went ape shit. I’m in full stride and she starts swinging that huge ass tail with the sharp spike on the end of it at me. What the fuck?! We went from consenting inter-species erotica to full fledged attempted murder. I don’t know if the friction of my scaly skin is what set her off or what. For whatever reason, I am faced with a dilemma. Do I finish up and risk getting my upper body maced with this thing? Or do I cut my losses and run like hell? What do you think I did? I put my head down, tried to finish up, and my dream ended with a fist-of-God like impact with the feeling that I was flying across the room. That was enough to wake me up.The term, "inter-species erotica" was what tickled my fancy the most. Props, Dave, you have some wicked-cool dreams.